I think Joe Eddie has sold out

I think Joe Eddie has sold out

Joe Eddie wanted to hang out with me on the 4th of July. I work for a tv station. The news happens every day.

He thinks I’m lying to avoid hanging out with him.

I mean, I totally would do that, but I’m telling the truth this time.

Joe Eddie wanted to hang out with me on the 4th of July. I work for a tv station. The news happens every day.

He thinks I’m lying to avoid hanging out with him.

I mean, I totally would do that, but I’m telling the truth this time.

Translation: “I’m making all kinds of gains, affluent African American”

This seems out of context but he just told me about how he failed a PT test for the national guard because he has gotten too fat.

He tried to convince me its muscle. 

It isn’t.

Translation: “I’m making all kinds of gains, affluent African American”

This seems out of context but he just told me about how he failed a PT test for the national guard because he has gotten too fat.

He tried to convince me its muscle.

It isn’t.

A place I know first hand Joe Eddie has been to multiple times because he’s an Oklahoman marine vet, plus I have him a ride there once.

The Oklahoma VA Medical Center

I’m pretty sure they do sell flags there, but it isn’t their primary purpose

A place I know first hand Joe Eddie has been to multiple times because he’s an Oklahoman marine vet, plus I have him a ride there once.

The Oklahoma VA Medical Center

I’m pretty sure they do sell flags there, but it isn’t their primary purpose

Joe Eddie got upset that I didn’t do what he said

Joe Eddie got upset that I didn’t do what he said

I think he is seriously losing his mind. Or am I the one losing my mind for starting to talk like him?

I think he is seriously losing his mind. Or am I the one losing my mind for starting to talk like him?

A friend of mine jailbroke his phone JUST so he could play the word “Joe Eddie” in words with friends.

The real Joe Eddie approves.

A friend of mine jailbroke his phone JUST so he could play the word “Joe Eddie” in words with friends.

The real Joe Eddie approves.

Joe Eddie, again, teaches me a valuable lesson.

Joe Eddie, again, teaches me a valuable lesson.

Joe Eddie learns about feminism

Joe Eddie learns about feminism

Sad day for Joe Eddie

Joe Eddie’s aunt passed away this week. This is how he told me the conversation went with his boss when he asked to take some days off of work for the funeral.

Joe Eddie’s Boss: Was it an immediate family member and can you bring a copy of the obituary?

Joe Eddie: Well I wasn’t planning on sticking around long enough to get the paper.

Apparently they give obituaries out at funerals. I’m kind of with Joe Eddie on this one. I didn’t know they were in more places than the newspaper.