The Grey: Starting Joe Eddie
Joe Eddie: Hey Travis, so you think that if I was in the movie The Grey with Liam Neeson that I would survive?
Me: what? No.
Joe Eddie: But what if I just like throw some snow in the eyes of the wolf closest to me and then I run past him.
Joe Eddie: Then when the next one catches up I punch him.
Me: You couldn’t take out a wolf.
Joe Eddie: But what if I wrapped my hands in shards of glass?
Me: No, Joe Eddie.
Joe Eddie: Well then I’d just keep running
Me: YOU CANT OUTRUN WOLVES!
Joe Eddie: What if I had a katana?
Me: …I have to go, Joe Eddie.
Lisa Loeb wants Joe Eddie to Stay.
Just got off the phone with Joe Eddie.
Conversation went as follows
Joe Eddie: Travis, do you know Lisa…Loeb?
Me: *sigh* yes I do, Joe Eddie.
Joe Eddie: I think I might be dating her.
Me: What? Why?
Joe Eddie: She keeps telling me all these things I said that I didn’t say
Me: You mean like *singing* “You say…I only hear what I want to”?
Joe Eddie: Yeah man.
Me: That song came out in like 1995, Joe Eddie.
Joe Eddie: Yeah, we’ve been dating since I was a kid.
Joe Eddie: But I think she’s talking to me now because I just heard the song on the radio.