The Grey: Starting Joe Eddie

Joe Eddie: Hey Travis, so you think that if I was in the movie The Grey with Liam Neeson that I would survive?

Me: what? No.

Joe Eddie: But what if I just like throw some snow in the eyes of the wolf closest to me and then I run past him.

Me: …

Joe Eddie: Then when the next one catches up I punch him.

Me: You couldn’t take out a wolf.

Joe Eddie: But what if I wrapped my hands in shards of glass?

Me: No, Joe Eddie.

Joe Eddie: Well then I’d just keep running

Me: YOU CANT OUTRUN WOLVES!

Joe Eddie: What if I had a katana?

Me: …I have to go, Joe Eddie.

Lisa Loeb wants Joe Eddie to Stay.

Just got off the phone with Joe Eddie.

Conversation went as follows

Joe Eddie: Travis, do you know Lisa…Loeb?

Me: *sigh* yes I do, Joe Eddie.

Joe Eddie: I think I might be dating her.

Me: What? Why?

Joe Eddie: She keeps telling me all these things I said that I didn’t say

Me: You mean like *singing* “You say…I only hear what I want to”?

Joe Eddie: Yeah man.

Me: That song came out in like 1995, Joe Eddie.

Joe Eddie: Yeah, we’ve been dating since I was a kid.

Me: …

Joe Eddie: But I think she’s talking to me now because I just heard the song on the radio.

Honestly…I have no idea what he was trying to say here. Your guess is as good as mine.

Honestly…I have no idea what he was trying to say here. Your guess is as good as mine.

Joe Eddie stayed up too long and realized he’s going to be as tired as my dad.

Joe Eddie stayed up too long and realized he’s going to be as tired as my dad.

I started documenting Joe Eddie’s weirdness long before I started this blog. Luckily for me, timehop reminds me of some good ones I forgot about.

I started documenting Joe Eddie’s weirdness long before I started this blog. Luckily for me, timehop reminds me of some good ones I forgot about.

Joe Eddie schools me on the finer points of lying

I think Joe Eddie has sold out

I think Joe Eddie has sold out

Joe Eddie wanted to hang out with me on the 4th of July. I work for a tv station. The news happens every day.

He thinks I’m lying to avoid hanging out with him.

I mean, I totally would do that, but I’m telling the truth this time.

Joe Eddie wanted to hang out with me on the 4th of July. I work for a tv station. The news happens every day.

He thinks I’m lying to avoid hanging out with him.

I mean, I totally would do that, but I’m telling the truth this time.

Translation: “I’m making all kinds of gains, affluent African American”

This seems out of context but he just told me about how he failed a PT test for the national guard because he has gotten too fat.

He tried to convince me its muscle. 

It isn’t.

Translation: “I’m making all kinds of gains, affluent African American”

This seems out of context but he just told me about how he failed a PT test for the national guard because he has gotten too fat.

He tried to convince me its muscle.

It isn’t.

A place I know first hand Joe Eddie has been to multiple times because he’s an Oklahoman marine vet, plus I have him a ride there once.

The Oklahoma VA Medical Center

I’m pretty sure they do sell flags there, but it isn’t their primary purpose

A place I know first hand Joe Eddie has been to multiple times because he’s an Oklahoman marine vet, plus I have him a ride there once.

The Oklahoma VA Medical Center

I’m pretty sure they do sell flags there, but it isn’t their primary purpose