Honestly…I have no idea what he was trying to say here. Your guess is as good as mine.

Honestly…I have no idea what he was trying to say here. Your guess is as good as mine.

Joe Eddie stayed up too long and realized he’s going to be as tired as my dad.

Joe Eddie stayed up too long and realized he’s going to be as tired as my dad.

I started documenting Joe Eddie’s weirdness long before I started this blog. Luckily for me, timehop reminds me of some good ones I forgot about.

I started documenting Joe Eddie’s weirdness long before I started this blog. Luckily for me, timehop reminds me of some good ones I forgot about.

Joe Eddie schools me on the finer points of lying

I think Joe Eddie has sold out

I think Joe Eddie has sold out

Joe Eddie wanted to hang out with me on the 4th of July. I work for a tv station. The news happens every day.

He thinks I’m lying to avoid hanging out with him.

I mean, I totally would do that, but I’m telling the truth this time.

Joe Eddie wanted to hang out with me on the 4th of July. I work for a tv station. The news happens every day.

He thinks I’m lying to avoid hanging out with him.

I mean, I totally would do that, but I’m telling the truth this time.

Translation: “I’m making all kinds of gains, affluent African American”

This seems out of context but he just told me about how he failed a PT test for the national guard because he has gotten too fat.

He tried to convince me its muscle. 

It isn’t.

Translation: “I’m making all kinds of gains, affluent African American”

This seems out of context but he just told me about how he failed a PT test for the national guard because he has gotten too fat.

He tried to convince me its muscle.

It isn’t.

A place I know first hand Joe Eddie has been to multiple times because he’s an Oklahoman marine vet, plus I have him a ride there once.

The Oklahoma VA Medical Center

I’m pretty sure they do sell flags there, but it isn’t their primary purpose

A place I know first hand Joe Eddie has been to multiple times because he’s an Oklahoman marine vet, plus I have him a ride there once.

The Oklahoma VA Medical Center

I’m pretty sure they do sell flags there, but it isn’t their primary purpose

Joe Eddie got upset that I didn’t do what he said

Joe Eddie got upset that I didn’t do what he said

I think he is seriously losing his mind. Or am I the one losing my mind for starting to talk like him?

I think he is seriously losing his mind. Or am I the one losing my mind for starting to talk like him?